The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

Doing a guy

To take longer on a job then it should

Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy

by Derek96 April 17, 2024

hey guys i'm back

i've finally returned to urban dictionary ever since last year. it's good to be back.

Everyone on YouTube: SHE'S A DISGUSTING WOMAN. let's hope she never returns.
Foxi Boxi: Hey guys I'm back!
Everyone on YouTube: OH GOD NO

by YTR76 October 21, 2022

Flashlight guy

The mysterious man that can be summoned only at the powerlines in fertigs by smoking weed, blasting music, and flashing lights.

That night we went up to the powerlines during a pitch black night we accidentally summoned flashlight guy

by Dusterdo September 21, 2025

guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.

You are are on definite guy status tonight.

by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

very good guys

My feelings are hurt that I got called a shaven pussy.

Anthony: “Very good guys”

by Derricks2 April 5, 2022