The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
To construct a full plate of assorted dinner foods, then slowly covering the ENTIRE plate in solid chocolate from the magical chocolate fountain.
The meal must be eaten alone while loudly grunting to attract attention.
For extra points enjoy a nice Horchata.
The meal must be eaten alone while loudly grunting to attract attention.
For extra points enjoy a nice Horchata.
- My friends sat at another table and watched me do The GC Chocolate Challenge.
- How'd that play out?
-I'm not allowed back to any GC in the tri-state area, but chocolate covered chicken fried steak rocked my world.
- How'd that play out?
-I'm not allowed back to any GC in the tri-state area, but chocolate covered chicken fried steak rocked my world.
by Tips Accepted December 24, 2013
It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
by ComanRandle March 26, 2022
Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!
by headshouldersneesandtoes November 08, 2010
by illshankyou December 08, 2011