Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 10, 2010

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males

Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys

by Vaacif January 23, 2018

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay

He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020