Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Simp

Taking a girl back after she shows you she manipulative & trash

He is a simp cause he got back with Drea

by DaddyRJ April 1, 2021

Simp

Charan

Charan the champu is a simp who simps for every cod e-gamer bath water selling cod slag.

by Jay-ziNATOR January 26, 2022

Simp

Earl McKenzie III

Earl may be referred to as the ultimate example of simp

by G-PaPi February 7, 2020

simp

a man that lets a woman dominate him, he puts himself under her service to try and get some puss puss.

no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.

EXAMPLE OF A SIMP:

SIMP: m'lady, could i hand you my jacket?

KAREN: sure...

THE BOIS: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by CHEEZEY SAUCE April 23, 2020

Simp

A male who is nice to a female purely for the reason of wanting to fuck them.

Axle is a fucking simp he is being nice to jasmine because he wants to fuck her

by unision3 September 7, 2020

Simp

Bobbie. Someone who loses their keys and doesn’t ask the person who has them to bring them for him. Probably flips his hair.

Bobbie is such a Simp. He’ll never get into his apartment.

by Neh90 February 14, 2021