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having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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The heroine junkies hand shake

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

: Enjoy!
while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals
by Iwantmymovieback January 6, 2009
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Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.
Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"
by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010
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two hand twist wombo combo

the art of jacking off a dick while sucking with 2 hands and going up and down the cock in a twisting motion. (used during a blowjob or masturbation)
Hey babe can i get that two hand twist wombo combo or yo bro she gave me that two hand twist wombo combo
by Rokua November 14, 2017
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Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Pamela hand and her five friends

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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Double hand wave perv curve

A double hand wave perv curve is a grabbing motion of the hands at the same time, in which you use to say goodbye to a hot girl!!
Drama was caught using a Double hand wave perv curve in the last episode of the 3rd season of Rob's Fantasy Factory.
by Spike0625 October 6, 2010
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