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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
mugGet the Vanilla pound cakemug.

Yellow Cake

Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.
It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.
by pornstitute February 6, 2024
mugGet the Yellow Cakemug.

cake

by MarioFungo March 23, 2022
mugGet the cakemug.

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.
Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.
by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016
mugGet the Eat his cakemug.

Cake

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"
by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020
mugGet the Cakemug.

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
mugGet the Vanilla pound cakemug.

Cake

Cake means cats are kinda evil so if you haven't heard of the cake trend before and are wondering what it means you're welcome :) I hope if you're a parent wondering why your child is always saying cake, that this definition helped you out, Thanks for reading!!
Tylor: I hate my cat so much, it threw up in my room and then when I tried to see if the cat was gonna puke again it hissed at me and scratched me.

Owen: Yeah, cake man.
by Stalepopcorn124 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Cakemug.

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