Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

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dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

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A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

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Dream cake

A dream boat woman

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.

by Cakez May 13, 2023

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Cake line

The single line of cocaine you bring to an event that features food on which you’ll over-indulge unless you use it before mealtime to suppress your appetite.

Wow, if I hadn't brought that cake line, I’d have definitely eaten that entire bowl of French onion dip.

by lrhl October 1, 2022

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