Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 27, 2018

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

Snout in her cake

a nose in a females vagina, an act of sexual role play where by one man forces his nose tip into the hole of her vagina, causing extreme pleasure

e.g. i want to snout her cake so bad, snout in her cake

by snouter December 23, 2012

Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 23, 2022

Cake

A delicious dessert made by flour, egg, and milk.

My cake was tasty.

by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013