giant beanstalk 

a term used to describe the results of consuming better than average dope.

I'm trying to grow a giant beanstalk, got any of those magic beans like the other day?

did you know that you can smoke magic beans?
They grow giant beanstalks when you do.

giant beanstalk by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

cool beanss 

when you have nothing to say so you just say cool beans

cool beanssss

friend one:- *sends funny meme*
friend two:- *doesnt get* just sends cool beans*
friend one:- *sends 😂😂*

cool beanss by shrimpyteddy🍤 July 1, 2019

jeff beansauce 

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde

Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..

jeff beansauce by Mansarrd June 30, 2022

The Beanstalk Effect

The Beanstalk Effect: when a tiny, overlooked, or mocked idea on the internet unexpectedly grows into something huge due to persistence, timing, and network amplification. It goes mainstream, massive, viral, and gains huge value.

Examples:
Bitcoin – People laughed when someone spent $0.01 on a Bitcoin. Now, early adopters are billionaires. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

Hawk Tuah Girl – A drunken street interview clip where she said “you gotta give ’em that hawk tuah” went viral, turning a casual joke into instant fame and online fortune almost overnight. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

(Think Jack and the Beanstalk.)

Lee: Bruv… I wish I’d invested in Bitcoins when they were, like… one cent. But some muppet said, “Nah… won’t be worth nothing.” I’d have been a billionaire now.

Frank: Yeah… me too, bruv, innit. Deffo the beanstalk effect, bruv, LOL.

Lee: LOL, innit, bruv.

The Beanstalk Effect by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

Semen covered beanstock 

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

Semen covered beanstock by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

Jack's Magic Beanstalk 

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

Jack's Magic Beanstalk by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

Banshaw 

A durogatory term for Hardcore Techno.

"All this Banshaw in here really helps me think gaddamnit!"

Banshaw by Pico November 24, 2003