late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.

1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011

Stale Scale Syndrome

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.

person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."

by dannyhang December 21, 2013

Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019

Lost beer syndrome

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.

Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"

by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010

Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

by Porkins. March 26, 2012