Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.
"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."
by nigga sticks April 27, 2020
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im pissing

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.
by Milshake Froggii August 03, 2021
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Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 02, 2022
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Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
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Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".
Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"
by Phillip K. Eichner March 29, 2020
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piss-bomb

the act of leaving a pool of your pee Infront of someone's house
"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"
by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022
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Piss Bomb

An object that is created when one pisses into a water balloon filled with Sprite or 7-up, shaking the water balloon, and throwing it at an individual.
At the family gathering, someone replaced the water balloons with Piss Bombs and now everyone smells terrible.
by StickDih May 16, 2025
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