Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide

A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)

by Splicstx September 15, 2017

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

tucked sucked and fucked

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.

guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018

sucks to be you

to hate bein some one, to hate being you
to emply that hu eva u r sayin it 2 dont got a good life.

"damn it sucks being you, i like being me."

by spider June 17, 2004

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018