the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Fuck a Friend eve

Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.

"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"

by schnörniboi05 March 30, 2021

Best Friend Day

Best Friend day is June 15th! Make sure to tell your best friend happy Best Friend day!

Hey Bestie, Happy Best Friend day!

Thanks bestiieee! same to you too!

by NationalBestFriendDay June 14, 2021

best friend

niveen & kira.

Kira wishes she had tits like her best friend niveen.

by sharmouta 23q April 28, 2011

beneficial friend

A friend with benefits, a sexual friend, as known as side chick.

She is not my girlfriend, but she is a beneficial friend.

by Big Daddy T15 February 16, 2015

spicy friend

a spicy friend is someone who you like but only like them for their body and use them for sex.

my spicy friend sucked my dick last night.

by lèmadre August 3, 2020

friend-hole

1.)A word describing a person in which a larger prison inmate would call his own.
2.)Any of huffman's boyfriends

1.)Hey holmes, back up, he's MY friend-hole!
2.)I am in love, he is a wonderful friend-hole.

by dude October 26, 2003