dirty hsp

is when a girl shits,pisses, vomits, spits and cums all over a hsp and then their significant other (big O) eats it and then chews it up and spits it into her mouth.

me and my girl pulled a dirty hsp, I didn't need take away afterwards

by dirty hsp February 11, 2023

dirty catfish

The dirty cat fish: a grappling technique that requires the offensive party to penitrate the rectum of their opponent with one possibly two fingers of their choice..... those same fingers are placed in the mouth and cheek of the opponent similar to a fish hook. Pressure and disrespect are then applied in equal proportions

Todd won the match by using the dirty catfish.... it's unstoppable.

by Thiccndthirsty December 3, 2022

Dirty derby

When a fat bearded man puts a suction cup dildo on the table and begins to go to town on it with his mouth and slapping himself in the face with it, while a female records it.

Last night Tyler performed a dirty derby with June, he used a 12inch monster in the kitchen.

by Anglethedangle December 12, 2022

Dirty Crawfish

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.

“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”

by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

Dirty Stella

Where a man licks a woman’s vagina and tits and later cum, filling the woman’s womb and then the man motorboats between the woman’s vagina and boobs.

Man: “Woah, I just did a dirty Stella with my sisters best friend, it was amazing!”
Man 2 “you’re so lucky!”

by _Ang3l.D7st_ July 23, 2023

Dirty Dianne

Somebody who has recently experienced electrical shock, most commonly from an electric chair. And now experiences traumatic electrical memories.

Person 1: I fucked up
Person 2: how?
Person 1: I now experience dirty Dianne after being in an electric chair

by Dirty Madeline July 27, 2023

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023