James/Jeremiahs

A hot emo boy that's annoying as fuck.

He loves UwU, and OwO, and also likes to rickroll anyone he meets.

Random guy: Damn you hot-
James/Jeremiahs: Yes I know UwU
Random guy: So... want to get a coffee?
James/Jeremiahs: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

by A_Real_Hot_Frakenstein January 11, 2023

James

he is the most average guy and has very spikey hair
he is definitely a unit

he also ate my dog

JAMES! WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOG!!

by aayirus June 21, 2023

James Heffernan

The coolest guy to ever live he is the best and is really cool. I hope James Heffernan becomes the king of the earth in a few years and later goes on to take over the universe. James you're so cool

James Heffernan is my best friend every

by Cyber2000 March 11, 2025

James bonderchuk

Ava’s bf

Ava and James bonderchuk are dating

Ava’s bf 4 life

by Lalakakajana January 24, 2023

James OD

Fat. Very fat.

- Is that James OD?
-Yes.
-Thought so... He's the size of a whale but looks like a squirrel.

by Titsuro November 21, 2021

James Plath

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.

His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.

Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!

Her: I'm so in love with you.

by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022

James

Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together

James is a shameful kind of lover

by Happy Christian December 27, 2020