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older sibling energy

by Racooneater December 24, 2022
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golden oldies

60s through 80s
by scullscan July 16, 2015
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Golden Oldie

A Golden Oldie is an old individual who enjoys chiming into things they are not a part of and is not afraid to point out if your child has lost his leap card
by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018
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South Oldham High school

Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.
Do you go to South Oldham High School?

yea… but at least I’m not pregnant
by ps: I fucked your dad January 15, 2022
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Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september

Whole september you have to slap annas ass at least 100 times in september
you have to "Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september"
by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020
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Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.
While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.
by Mung August 2, 2003
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oldmanfuckith99

like some old man who wants to get fucked-in 99 seconds.
tim:hey billy, you see that oldmanfuckith99?

billy:sure do tim
by kaykizzle and melizzle November 29, 2003
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