Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

by coit105 May 8, 2010

bat her eyes

Look to someone in a very adorable way

Usually she bat her eyes to get what she wants

by Straight86 February 19, 2019

third eye blunt

It’s when you take your blunt and put it to the center of your four head after you are finished hitting it Representing your third eye being open

Yo let’s go watch young dagger dick snap all he does is hit the blunt and put it to his head Young dagger dick invented the third eye blunt

by idontgetscared February 18, 2019

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011

Hilary Clinton Eyes

Describing a shifty, powerful person. Whom you or others believe to be capable, or to have committed horrific crimes; yet they have not faced legal consequences.

“Carole Baskin has Hilary Clinton Eyes, you know she murdered her husband and fed her to the tigers!

by Gregg S Carter March 28, 2020

golden brown eye

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.

He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."

by Stanley Steamrollz April 6, 2014

Eyes from heaven

Eyes so sexy they can’t look at anything else

Toni don’t listen to anything dan says cause she can’t stop looking in to his eyes from heaven

by Whitelines84 May 12, 2019