Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

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flemish kiss

A kiss by an angel that makes you feel like being in heaven

He was completely overwhelmed after that flemish kiss

by Meeuw8869 July 2, 2018

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kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them

yo bro, did you know today is kiss your crush day

by adambarasch September 23, 2021

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The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

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INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.

I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

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Hairspray kisses

When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection

I can't believe he just gave me a hairspray kisses

by GuntherMathesson December 28, 2014

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