by CornDagreat November 19, 2022
Get the Simp mug.Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022
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by CrafterDog May 15, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022
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