when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air
by xxXOsitoXxx March 09, 2020
Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
by SirGrammarNazii February 08, 2021
When a person of deep skin tone (usually black) blushes, but it is hard to see because of their chocolate complexion
by Rikki tinker January 26, 2021
Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit
by Mastral March 17, 2017
by Hizzydoe May 03, 2018
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz October 21, 2015
when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023