by Snurfles April 12, 2022
A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
by The_Codemeister March 29, 2023
It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
by Aqxer June 08, 2021
A person, typically male, engaging in activities not for the end result, but rather for the sake of the process itself, and how the process makes other people perceive them (typically, like a cool person doing cool things). The end result often reveals itself useless and pointless, but that does not stop a cool guy from wanting to reach it. Among other domains, cool guys populate tech fields and love to develop useless AI-ish apps, streaming footage taken of an ant colony, for example. Cool female guys also exist, but are harder to spot, as STEM fields are cool guys main playground, and there is a notorious lack of women in STEM fields in western Europe and the US.
Farouk showed me a new program he's working on allowing for LED lights to blink whenever someone passes the door to his room, even though he should be working on his school projects instead. He's such a cool guy.
by helltothepli July 20, 2020