pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016

Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.

They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.

by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024

missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 6, 2020

Piss Leakage

When there are two streams off piss coming out of your penis and it gets everywhere and all over your clothes, the floor and the ceiling, basically all over your bathroom. (Sometimes also you can try to control it but it is VERY hard to do, and you will probably end up making the situation worse)

Person 1: "I Had a piss leakage today.."
Person 2: "oh man that sucks!"

by We can officially be friends. June 11, 2024

Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank

"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"

by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020