simp

a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.

I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP

by swiveleyed’destroyer’of’worlds December 5, 2022

simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

Simp

Simp is an acronym meaning Suckas Idolizing mediocre pussy. But in popular culture it's overused and saturated to just mean any guy who shows too much interest in another person.

He likes that fat ugly bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis

She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies

by Bradford G February 25, 2025

SIMP

When a guy would do anything and everything for a girl just to get summa dat ass

R: “Pretty sure if M got a sex change G would SIMP so far and actually become gay for her just to get summa dat ass”
G: *white knight but also gay*

by Notges March 16, 2020

Simp

A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava

Look at Jeff simping hard for the alphabet crew, is he afraid he’s going to get canceled?

by WilliamGoldsmith March 11, 2023