mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.
by April 01, 2023
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Mexican Hot Dog

when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.
anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines

wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?

zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.
by OGpoopdealer July 03, 2021
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Mexican quarter

A Mexican quarter is when there is a hole in the bottom of a man's trouser pocket. Through this hole the man can access the head of his penis. Upon request the man can show his Mexican quarter out of his trouser pocket.
Tom, can I borrow a dollar? No, but you can have this Mexican quarter Larry. Tom, what is a Mexican quarter? Tom then proceeds to present his Mexican quarter to Larry.
by Dr. Ivan Holloway December 07, 2016
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Mexican thunderbasket

A group of very large, fat Hispanic dudes participating in a circle jerk.
"I heard he was in a Mexican Thunderbasket on Saturday, we should hit him up and ask about getting involved."
by sarahmcmillions February 15, 2019
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Cowboy mexican

A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob
by Emilio ortiz July 26, 2018
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Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.
Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"
by DirtyJalapeno April 20, 2011
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