Your Mom Gay

Often used as a threat or autistic sixth graders in a fight.

Example #1:
Person A: (beats up Person B)

Person B: Beat me up if your mom gay.

Example #2:

Sixth Grader A: You're stupid!

Sixth Grader B: Oh yeah? Well, your mom gay!

by SuckMyToesTheLightWasRed June 17, 2019

Ur mom

A comeback that will win against any insult thrown at you.

Also a random thing to say to your friends.

Idiot: You have glasses, you're a four-eyes
You: Ur mom

Idiot: You have a double chin you look so dumb
You: So does Ur mom

by WTFIHaveNoLife February 20, 2022

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

volleyball mom

Ladies who think their daughter is always the best, and spoil their children rotten. They smile in your face but talk about your daughter if they take their kids place on the court . Team moms are usually the worst one of the clique

Omg that volleyball mom is doing too much like always

by BriLynnjae March 23, 2017

kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 7, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021