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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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green clam

"Jeannie came over last night. Gave the green clam."
by greenclammer September 28, 2021
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Green

by Im what is after salt and vi November 10, 2021
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Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.
"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."
by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025
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green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.
As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.
by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022
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Green fn

short for "Green Fuck Nigga" often confused with " green Fortnite"

"Green fn" differentiates itself from "Green Fuck Nigga" as it is a statement made when shooting a shot in real life basketball, regardless of if its made or not .

Green fn was popularized on tiktok by the basketball community often with an image of Peter Griffin shooting a Fade away shot.

Green fn is also used as a response in creepy situations where a girl would say something like

"Why are you hiding in my septic tank?" said the girl
"Green fn" said the rizzler
In the middle of the basketball game Josh shot a jumpshot in which he missed horribly. “Green fn!!” They all shout in unison
by Lilwest562 March 2, 2024
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Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
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