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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 22, 2023
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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.
by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024
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Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’
“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”
by Zipes July 23, 2023
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pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.
After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
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Piss cloud

Referring to a cloud of urine that has evaporated into the air. Usually occurs in large cities like New York and San Francisco.
I was on my way to work this morning and as I got off the train I walked through a Piss cloud.
by DeezIdeas August 8, 2021
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Pissed

Pissed (English) Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated
I was so pissed last night, I accidentally gave money to a Donald Trump grift.
by Dibdabdeb August 11, 2022
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