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Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).
"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"
by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017
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monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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Boys Piss

When one member of the crew needs to pee and grabs some friends to all go pee at the same time at a party. Popular places include fences, trees, backyards and sometimes abandoned buildings, cars, and wherever else you can get away with it.

Other terms for boys pissing are

Boys Slash

Lads Piss
Lads Sword Fight
“Lads, surely a boys piss??”
Everyone else “Boys Piss!!”
by UppBeeatss March 6, 2021
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pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.
I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?
by BPositive March 6, 2020
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Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.
They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.
by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024
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Piss Leakage

When there are two streams off piss coming out of your penis and it gets everywhere and all over your clothes, the floor and the ceiling, basically all over your bathroom. (Sometimes also you can try to control it but it is VERY hard to do, and you will probably end up making the situation worse)
Person 1: "I Had a piss leakage today.."
Person 2: "oh man that sucks!"
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missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018
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