you-bot

I was watching Mrbeast and saw a you-bot named joe
by jaggedchris July 1, 2022
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fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents
HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT
by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017
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Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.
I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!
by fubsish September 26, 2009
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Need You Now

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."
Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...
by Trentlane May 12, 2010
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It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
by MathPlus March 15, 2017
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Now you know

Also known as nyk. The full phrase is 'Now you know better than that'. When someone says or does something so ridiculous, stupid, hilarious, or outrageous, the proper response to the situation is simple: "Now you know." nyk can be used in the place of lol for when you just don't know how to respond.
Dumb Bitch: I dropped $5 at Starbucks and $8 at Panera. The perfect breakfast!
Intelligent Person: Now you know.

Future Dropout: I totally bombed that test.
Friend: Well did you study for it.
Future Dropout: No.
Friend: Now you know.
by mintjellyfish November 12, 2011
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give you the pipe

I can't die before i give you the pipe again.
by smurtha97 November 26, 2013
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