mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.

Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023

Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

by X7MCB May 13, 2023