John Key 

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

John Key by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

John Hilgert 

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother

Rest in peace John Hilgert

John Hilgert by Andrea.k December 2, 2021

John Cena 

A ccp spy.

Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena

John Cena by Arthur J December 9, 2021

john 

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

john by johva December 10, 2021

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

John-Einar by Shadoq December 13, 2021

john 

beautiful name, makes me feel free

“john is so amazing”

john by _ljl_ December 21, 2021

John O Connor 

A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.

Emily: Did you see John O Connor?
Eric: OMG Yasss he was so hot!!!

John O Connor by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022