Emi-Bro

An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!

Look out its Emi-Bro!!!!!!
Put it away Emi-Bro!!!!!

by Wee Goof May 8, 2024

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

bro

A term most commonly used in New Jersey which refers to one's friend, penis, or friend's penis.

-You have a nice house!
-Thanks, come inside so you can meet my bro.

-Bro, dude, Stop. Bro...stop! Bro! BRO! Awwwwww...dammit bro!

by tastydelicious June 20, 2011

Bro Dance

Sleeping within a variable distance of a bro when you need to charge your phone.

Person 1: my phone is nearly flat, anyone have a charger?
Person 2: yeah there's one on the other side of my bed if you wanna bro dance

by SpreadItLike October 13, 2015

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

Bro-Bunyan

When the hommie out wieghs you by twice your own body weight and is reasonably taller than you.

"Whut up, Bro-Bunyan?"

by reechurd September 12, 2015

New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009