Glossy taco

The nickname for the gloss top coat used when painting your nails. The term was created by YouTuber SimplyNailogical, a.k.a. Cristine, because "top coat" sounds like "taco".

"Now, you just have to apply a glossy taco to your holo nails, and you're done!"

by albino.bunnie April 18, 2018

Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"

by dog kisser January 9, 2021

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Glossy taco

Simplynailogicals way of saying gossy top coat wich is weird because she rarely does nail videos

-Angeles perez

It's time to put a glossy taco on my nails

by Angeles perez July 30, 2017

baka taco

A baka taco is a beautiful but stupid man who is crunchy and sweet. With a Baka Taco you can cuddle. Baka tacos are great.

When your friend is like this you can call him "baka taco" , "baka taco how are u?"

by Pmlhtpp February 25, 2017

The Taco Creampie

When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix

I forced her to get the taco creampie

by Tacocreamer April 29, 2025

Glossy Taco

A “glossy taco” is what us Holosexuals (A.K.A viewers of Simply Nailogical) pronounce “glossy top coat”

As an example:
Now we’re gonna add, a nice thick coat of glossy taco!

by A Person Of Knowledge August 19, 2019