pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

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Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021

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taking a piss

two people simultaneously hit a gb

“hey dude, me and cali are taking a piss later tonight, wanna hang?”

by merebou June 14, 2020

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Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’

“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”

by Zipes July 23, 2023

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Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

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Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) Spray or Pepper Spray. If the non-lethal weapons instructor-trainer is old-school, they'll give you the "double-dragon" treatment on a windy day with an MK-9 or "Mark Nine," which is the fogger version of the standard MK-4 they issue 5811s and 31Bs in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood Basic Military Police Schoolhouse.

I hated being sprayed with the Devil's Piss, especially when I went through the MARDET FLW Basic MP Schoolhouse for INIWIC also referred to as the "House of Pain". When GySgt. Sheaffer busted out the MK-9s I freaked out, but hell, it was a windy day and he didn't wanna have to re-spray us with the "double-dragon" treatment. Well, at least I earned and retained by Level II certification as a non-lethal weapons instructor.

by kinghiroichi1 June 18, 2025

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