Hockey Mom

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

luger mom

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.

What's 9+10?
YOUR MOM

by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014

mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013

photo mom

Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.

Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?

by Your Pissed off Daughter November 30, 2013

Your Mom

Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense

Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom

by NerdyRoman February 9, 2015

your mom

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.

Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*

by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015