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Covid Derangement Syndrome

Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.
Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks
by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022
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toxic sock syndrome

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"
by Jourie June 3, 2009
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4 AM Syndrome

A phenomenon which leads one's English (or whatever language one speaks) to either become less controlled or logical than usual or archaic and verbose; it also causes one to say things one wouldn't ordinarily say. Often quite embarrassing, this syndrome is most evident in those who chat or speak with friends or relatives in the wee hours of the morning.
Deb: I'm sorry about last night!! It was late, and I don't know what I was saying!
Pedro: No worries--I'm sure it was just the 4 AM Syndrome.
by BostoniensisXX September 6, 2013
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Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong
Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom
by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015
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Wandering Dick Syndrome

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.
by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017
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Trump-fatigue Syndrome

Anxiety caused by the constant barrage of media coverage on TV and social media regarding Donald Trump. People who find it difficult to turn on the TV news or open their social media page because it causes them stress and anxiety may suffer from Trump-fatigue Syndrome. This syndrome may cause high blood pressure, shortness of breath, and even heart attack or stroke.
"My psychologist said that I should stay away from TV news and social media because I have Trump-fatigue Syndrome."
by Dzuko99 September 4, 2018
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Airdrie Defence Syndrome

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.
Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?
by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020
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