Super dangerous nucular tacos are old here, they are know to always make a big bang when you go to the washroom. whenever you do go. the entire washroom will be brown. some big bangs go off in there. ya know when they fired that one guy for eating 40 tacos in the back room? yeah that's what everybody thought was USA testing another nucular bomb. one time is all it takes for the biggest nuke ever with 1000000 megatons of TNT from that blast.
James:Sweet i'm going to Taco bell!
Kyle: don't go there its nucular warfare
James: nah i'm going
20 Minutes late
The News on TV: Recent event the Taco bell has blown up from too much taco bell explosions going off. the culprit was James
Kyle: don't go there its nucular warfare
James: nah i'm going
20 Minutes late
The News on TV: Recent event the Taco bell has blown up from too much taco bell explosions going off. the culprit was James
by BreathingHumanPersonLiving May 5, 2021
Get the Taco Bellmug. by UrBastarduHave February 17, 2024
Get the Taco Landmug. son: mom wants an ucky taco
mom: don't say that it makes me sick
son: dad wants an ucky taco
man: dude i served ucky tacos last night.
friend: was there corn too?
mom: don't say that it makes me sick
son: dad wants an ucky taco
man: dude i served ucky tacos last night.
friend: was there corn too?
by ucky taco delivery boy September 29, 2012
Get the Ucky Tacomug. by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013
Get the taco bombingmug. by Duhits_5 April 18, 2018
Get the Glossy Tacomug. by hindudu April 5, 2015
Get the Tacoesmug. This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
Get the Tijuanan Tacomug.