October 30

he likes you. his name is alejandro. you gave him a pumpkin. he’s IN LOVE with you. ignore what he said yesterday <3

Me: I doesn’t like me…

Matilda: NO! ITS OCTOBER 30. ALEJANDRO LOVES YOU

by alejandroscrush101 October 30, 2021

October 29

As revenge for yeeting your shortest friend from October 28th. They have to get behind your legs and trip you

Joe: It's October 29. I have to get revenge on you for yeeting me yesterday

Nick: Shit

by Grelad October 28, 2019

October 24

give your hoodie to a girl day!!

“hey bitch, it’s october 24! that means you need to give me your hoodie whore!”

by unclekevin October 23, 2019

October 18

The best month to be sexy af. Thank your parents you were born this day. You are the coolest person alive and always remember people want you so bad

Are you born October 18?
Yes I’m born on the coolest day of the year!!!
Thanks everyone wants me in sexy and I know it

by Ale18october! November 22, 2021

October 11

Being weird to stella day

Yo stella, can i bite off your clit? Its october 11!

by Stella lover October 10, 2022

October 27

Go make out with that friend who’s name starts with a y

Brooooooooooooooo
Wanna make out

Wtf

It’s October 27
Ok let’s go

by Ejdhdbudhdbd October 27, 2021

October 24

October 24: Ask your crush to the dance you're going to!

boy: Hey, wanna go to the halloween dance with me?
Girl: Yeah sure since it's October 24.

by asian potato.Ex October 24, 2019