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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
mugGet the P-Monstermug.

Tristan p

The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool
have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants
by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022
mugGet the Tristan pmug.

Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021
mugGet the Emmanuel P Oforimug.

when the p

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.
Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.
by g1yde July 19, 2022
mugGet the when the pmug.

p dot

The Urethral Meatus in males, which resembles a winking eye, or "dot," specifically a pee-dot, or p dot for short.
"Don't put your grubby hands near my work station, ya p dot!!"
by ReptoidOuter March 13, 2021
mugGet the p dotmug.

Dah P Mplugge

A process where a notable NUL alumni engages in matchmaking activities to help people get their soul Mates and casual sex when necessary.
The fear of approaching girls at NUL is not detrimental to one's endeavours to get a soul mate due to the Dah P Mplugge process
by Dah Matso September 22, 2022
mugGet the Dah P Mpluggemug.

Jack P

Big 17 inch cock, long hair and gets all the women and men (omni life rules
Jack P is so smexy
by Hotmenandsemen January 21, 2022
mugGet the Jack Pmug.

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