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mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.
I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.
by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015
mugGet the mexican cream piemug.

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.
"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."
by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017
mugGet the mexican motorbikemug.

Mexican Speedwrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"
by B With The D March 13, 2024
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Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Shedding Cobramug.

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle
"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"
by Juan more time June 28, 2014
mugGet the shaking my mexicanmug.

Mexican Cuck Off

Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.
Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Cuck Offmug.

Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Dischargemug.

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