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post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??
by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019
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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!
by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019
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Big Cum Stain

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off
by Costas House November 28, 2019
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flying cum god

when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.
i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.
by penisleggyface December 6, 2017
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Heir to the Cum Throne

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum
Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!
by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020
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Cumming To Your Senses

Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.
Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?
by akselly March 12, 2021
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Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
by BUmenace April 15, 2012
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