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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
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cunt believe its not butter

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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butter chicken prize

When a student is studying hard, they get a butter chicken prize. If a student gets the butter chicken prize, the sheer deliciousness of the butter chicken will prompt them to exclaim "MOTHERFUCK!", as yelling "MOTHERFUCK!" is an involuntary reaction to tasting some delicious butter chicken.

This phrase originates from the video "Cooking Curry During College Lecture!", by Fique, in which he says the phrase: "student studying like a hard boy, giving a butter chicken prize", while he is cooking butter chicken in class. This video is also the origin of the "Ding Dong Eat It Up" meme, which quickly blew up in popularity.
"LET'S FREAKING GO I FINALLY GOT A BUTTER CHICKEN PRIZE! MOTHERFUCK!"-good student
by monkeyischonkey October 28, 2024
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Nutter Butter

One of the most illicit drugs in the united states, not fucked around with by any pussy ass mother fuckers. Typically inserted rectally, it can also be snorted, but if you're shnifing anything you're probably already too pussy to try nutter butter. So far Nutter Butter is found predominantly in more metropolitan areas like NY and Cali, but it will probably make its way more inland soon.
"dude let's butt plug some nutter butter"

"my ass is so buttery right now"
by cuntmaster69 December 5, 2012
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Dear butter

The residue you get around your penis from having sex!
by Yourmom_90 May 10, 2020
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Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
Sam was horny so he churning the butter
by Striker2701 November 30, 2024
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