wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum

"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."

by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024