wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 11, 2018

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018

Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art

Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!

by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 19, 2015