wii-slap 

To smack another with one's wii-mote. Preferably a bitch.

If you don't stop playing like a half-troll I'm going to wii-slap your ass.

wii-slap by jack bauer, after wii-slapping batman January 16, 2007

Wii-tarded 

someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.

conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded

Wii-tarded by A$hley Jacobs July 22, 2008

Wii-kend 

The development of exhaustion after extensive playing of the Nintendo Wii

Afte playing four hours of Wii Boxing, I felt very Wii-kend

Wii-kend by Andy Ford March 14, 2008

wii arm 

Symptom of Chronic geekism.

I can't write because I have wii arm.

What a spod.

wii arm by Lukea April 29, 2008

Wii Wii  

A very high pitched sound that is made my most kamrans (not all of them are capable). Usually are made at people on street corners so beware.

i ran a red light and screamed Wii Wii

Wii Wii by killaraz March 18, 2009

Wii-tard

A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.

Hey- look at that Wii-tard- KILL IT before it infects us all with its contagion!

Wii-tard by sparkles mcgee November 27, 2007

wii-kend 

the weekend of November 19, 2006, the Nintendo Wii console's launch date

I can't wait until the wii-kend comes, it's gonna rock!

wii-kend by Wayne Ecca 2 November 5, 2006