Kentucky Wesleyan

A shitty college in Owensboro Kentucky full of easy girls and shit parties.

I go to Kentucky Wesleyan. It isn’t that bad

by McNuggetstorm November 25, 2023

Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.

Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

by Mylosc August 27, 2013

Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.

"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."

by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015

kaliya and wesley

The perfect couple out there! When you see the perfect couple! That’s them! They are made for each other! And they like each other secretly, but soon tell each other and have a result, of the perfect relationship! Ever! They stay together forever and never have a single doubt about each other!

Omg look at the Kaliya and Wesley couple! So cute 🥰

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021

crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.

I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021

Shut up Wesley

A phrase used by a few Star Trek Characters and forever integrated as a running joke on
pintzandamiga.

Wesley- Guys, this game reminds me of Doom
Jack- No duh, it's Gloom
Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley

by Optimistic Ghost November 23, 2021