vicing

a sexual act whereby a sick-minded man requests a woman (or man) to squeeze his testicles as hard as possible for sexual gratification.

the stripper being interviewed on the radio station today stated that a man requesting "vicing" on one testicle was her most memorable experience because she squeezed as hard as possible and the man did not change expression one bit.

by 1baja2many July 22, 2012

Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there.

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020

viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.

This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.

by AR. September 6, 2008

the angry viking

When a man is fucking a from behind, then the man fakes his orgasm and spits on the womens back. The women turns around and you bust on her face.

"I gave sherlly the angry viking last night."

by Sean Cheddar February 2, 2007

Viking Master

Chuck Norris

At the head of the warrior of the North stood Chuck Norris, the Viking Master

by Ivar Skullcracker March 1, 2009

viking ship

A gathering, party, or bar where the vast majority of attendants are straight males, who, not unsurprisingly, wonder where all the females are.

DJ Stay-Funk's party was lame, nothing but guys...a real viking ship.

MC Musty went into the pub to scope it out for the group. A minute or two later he comes out and tells the rest "Screw this place. It's a fucking viking ship in there, nothing but tools."

by MaxMan June 23, 2006

viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006