Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
by Wolfboy June 30, 2004
by larry278 April 26, 2009
by Shinigami June 13, 2003
"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
by George the 3rd April 22, 2008
An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
by Dr Cats PhD June 26, 2011
A person that is happy, excited or gay. They are filled with delight to see something or to talk to someone.
by W2S’s bitch April 14, 2022
A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
by CupcakePower January 29, 2019