when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.
Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!
by Le Laguna May 12, 2019
When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.
by seerowdy January 10, 2014
A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
by Hydsuperstars January 05, 2018
by Tbeauie January 31, 2012
The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010