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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
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Stanley Murray

the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.

he’s the best big brother i could ask for.

i love you.
Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.
by 118777 March 29, 2024
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Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES
by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022
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Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019
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